I'm getting married tomorrow, any advice?

Give me the good, the bad, the funny, or sad....anything at all....Share your avant-garde views, and some old family traditions, what about the night before, tell me your in-Laws positions....anything at all....Can the flowers be roses, or maybe carnation, is silk better yet, and do two Souls form a nation....anything at all....it's possible now!I'm getting married tomorrow, any advice?
Congrats! I just want to say..Please DO NOT LET THE ROMANCE DIE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP! Life gets tough and when that part of the marriage gets pushed aside, it is all down hill from there. Believe me when I say this. Keep the random kisses, hugs, pinches, passion and pats going! If you two continue to show each other how much you care and desire each other, you can hurdle any obstacle you might face together.


Oh yeah, much tolorance of another's shortcomings helps tooo!..lol


Good luck and I wish you both MANY years of happiness together! :)I'm getting married tomorrow, any advice?
congratulations, dram-- hope this is one of the happiest days of your life!

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You picked the BEST answer - that's always a great start. Happy Trails too you and your (by now) wife.

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Well if you are the groom it is a nice gesture to buy your soon to be wife a nice gift and have someone give it to her right before the ceremony, it always helps. Also if you have ever had anything sweet and loving you wanted to tell her today would be the day.
THE WEDDING IS JUST THE CEREMONY. THE MARRIAGE IS WERE YOU MUST STAY COMMITTED, IN EVERY ASPECT, SUCH AS, TEMPTATION, DISAGREEMENTS, ETC. ONE MORNING YOU WILL WAKE UP AND THINK ';HOW DID I GET HERE';, ';WHY';..ETC. YOU MUST REMEMBER, EVERYONE GOES THROUGH THAT AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE, MARRIED OR NOT. YOUR SAFETY NET IS HAVING TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND TO BE STRONG IN YOUR CONVICTIONS. IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS TODAY...RIGHT NOW....ABOUT YOURSELF, YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE, AND/OR MARRIAGE ITSELF, PLEASE DO NOT GET MARRIED. AS NO ONE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE, AND IF YOU FEEL STRONG AND CONFIDENT, ENJOY LIFE TOGETHER (EVEN THE HARDSHIPS), AS IT GOES BY SO FAST. I WISH YOU HEALTH AND HAPPINESS ALWAYS!
1- Listen to what ';no cutesy name :)'; had to tell you - that really is it.





2- Listen to what ';no cutesy name :)'; had to tell you - that really is it. [ It doesn't hurt to repeat a good thing once in a while] :-)





and





3- Get off this darn venue (i.e. Y!A) and don't come back anytime soon either - go have fun with your wife, instead.








Congrats and Good Luck!
Congratulations!!!





Take ONE DAY AT A TIME .....





Both of you have a ';LIFE TIME';.





DON'T WASTE IT !!!!!





ENJOY LIFE, LOVE AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.





OLD DAWG











SAID SO !!!!!
Smile %26amp; be happy! Good luck. Don't forget the ring!
RUN!! NOW!!
Always remember to stick to your marriage vows and take the good with the bad. Also you have to commicate with one another! You are in for life, so keep that in mind. You leave your parents and cleave to your wife!
Congratulations!!!! :)





Much love to you two, and my best wishes for a very happy life together!! :)
On the actual wedding day, take the time to stop and REALLY BE IN THE MOMENT! It's easy to get swept away in all the planning and details, but you want to remember this event so try to truly be in the moment!





In the future make it a point to keep communication between the two of you open and honest. Take time for romance. Don't forget date night just because you're married!





Good luck and best wishes!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!





I am very happy for you!! My only advice is to marry this person ONLY if they are all you want in your life.








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say yes
I'm sorry you must lying.





My best friend is getting married tomorrow too. And he is so stressed that he has me stressed. There is NOTHING that can be picked on the day before or the day of when it comes to weddings unless you do one of those Vegas Weddings.





My buddy is having a small wedding, and that is costing 40K and they have been planning since at least February.
unless you have a great relationship with your inlaws, keep those suckers at bay, they can cause a lot o' trouble. After 8 years the mother in law meddles like never before from ';dump him, and abort the baby'; (our first born daughter who they dote over), to actually driving us from the same town (we lived across the street from them, it was so bad her being a continuous idiot, we both quit our jobs and moved to a new town with nowhere to live and no job -totally worked out though). She accused us of child abuse because we sent our daughter to her room. We've had to kick her out of our house at times. She's a moron so she doesn't get it. So my advice (2 cents worth) is crack down on in laws they can cause a lot of trouble if their not put in their place immediately and you should have a very happy fruitful marriage and fight over money like everybody else. have kids and lots of em..good luck
chill... take it easy and truly enjoy every single minute!
Congrats, are you nervous? Well drink plenty of water tonight and do not take anything to make you pass out. It will cause bags under your eyes tomorrow. You want to look your best on your big day.


The night before my big day, I had a few shots with my sister. It helped take the edge off. But so much that I was wasted. I wanted to look good for my wedding. My inlaws love me, so they were VERY happy their son and I were getting married. It can be a little stressful knowing that tomorrow is the big day, when it was not that long ago you were starting to make arrangements. Just if anything, make sure you have a good time tomorrow. And again, congrats!
if you are getting married tomorrow, then you shouldn't be worrying about flowers anymore.
GOOD LUCK!! CONGRATS!!!





my boyfriend's brother is getting married tomorrow too!!!
Before I give my advice, I have to ask: why are you worried about flowers the day before the wedding? That should've been taken care of a while back!





Now, for my advice: since the wedding is tomorrow and there's really no room for asking if you have ';this and that'; done, I'll give the best three pointers for the ceremony:


1.) Don't fidget when you're standing up at the front of the room waiting on your bride. It makes you look that much more nervous and takes away from the magic of the moment.


2.) Whatever you do, DON'T LOCK YOUR KNEES! You're already nervous which has blood pumping through you fast enough to make you pass out already. Locking your knees will raise that probability! I'm not too sure why locking your knees makes you pass out, but it will so don't do it!


3.) The kiss. Make it long enough to be romantic and memorable, but short enough to keeps the ';oohs and ahhs'; at bay. You don't want to shove your tongue down her throat while Grandma is in the front row!





Well, that's about all I can think of for now! Have a great day tomorrow! Best wishes and good luck!
Ok, I'm not sure why you'd be asking about flowers if you're getting married tomorrow but here's my advice: Enjoy every moment. Don't let it pass by in a blur. Take a moment to pause, look around, look at your bride, and just memorize that moment. Look her deeply in the eyes when you're saying your vows. Try to make her laugh during a point and you'll never forget it. When you see her walking down the aisle, smile really big....she's been dreaming of that moment since the day you proposed so don't let her down. Don't see each other the day of the wedding. It makes the anticipation and seeing her as she walks down the aisle that much sweeter. Congratulations!
Get your hair cut.
Here麓s what our minister emphasized during our ceremony, and has really helped up A LOT. After you get in an argument, forget all about it. Don麓t bring it up, don麓t rehash the past. Put these things aside, and never discuss them again-WOW!!! This was powerful. Richard and I used to always relive our disagreements, and we don麓t anymore, and when one of starts to, the other reminds to not do it.





Best wishes to you-if you two are anything like us, we agree marriage is the GREATEST!!!
don't forget to EAT! also, don't forget the marriage license and the rings!





O, and remember to RELAX!
Take Jerry Hall's good marriage advice ';My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom';





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and ... dont forget to pray , ask forgiveness to the Lord , ask forgiveness what u have done wrong and dont forget to thank the Lord for he give you this moment and for the coming days , thank you lord for everything , and pray for your wedding and all the days that you have with your wife ,ask also his guideness throughout the years
Congratulations! :)

I'm getting married need some advice please i dint know what to do anymore i almost want to cancel da wedding

i bought a dress at david's bridal and it is ivory with champaine (*sp) color trim should the bridesmaids and matron of honor wear pink or marron (*sp) and what should the flower girl wear??? i am stressed dont know what to pick or what looks nice it is for december the first an outside wedding in tampa, fl can u give me some suggestions please or web sites i can look at ........I'm getting married need some advice please i dint know what to do anymore i almost want to cancel da wedding
As a wedding consultant, the only recommendation I give to my brides when selecting colors is...pick the colors YOU look best in. Forget about what your friends like or look good in. When you look at your wedding pictures after the wedding the ONLY persons who should stand out are YOU and your GROOM. Therefore, you need to ';frame'; the picture with colors that look good on both of you. If you look fabulous in pink vs maroon, then choose pink...or vice versa. Heck, for that matter you might decide that your best color is something completely different. Don't mistake that for your favorite color...you need to find the color that really makes you look your best. When you surround yourself with that color, you will look radiant in your wedding pictures. As for the flower girl, tradition states she should match the bride. Modern styles allow for her to match the bridesmaids or maid/matron of honor. So once you decide your color, then decide if you want the flower girl in that same color or if you want her to match you. Good luck and don't stress. Always keep in mind that this is just the beginning, so keep it light and fun.I'm getting married need some advice please i dint know what to do anymore i almost want to cancel da wedding
Burgundy dresses with pink flowers.
A deep pink or maroon (burgundy).........would be appropriate for Dec. wedding.You could have their flowers in the opposite colour e.g. pink dress/maroon flowers or visa versa.


I like the flower girl in the same color as the bride which could be trimmed with the pink or maroon even if you had to have it made or trimmed for her.


Don't stress so much sweetie as it reall will all work out for you.


Take a deep breath and relax and enjoy.


Good luck with your wedding and it will be beautiful.
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this is the MOST popular flower girl dress around. I'm even having my flower girls wear it. my brides maids are wearing dark pink and light pink, and i'm having the store put dark pink and light pink petals in the flower girl dress.





hope this helps!
Sweetie, Relax!





Weddings aren't about what color the bridesmaids wear, or if the flowergirls clash with the ring bearer.





Just pick whatever color you think looks beautiful. Do you or your fiance have a favorite color? How about colors that have special significance? (school colors, colors of your parents wedding, birthstone colors?) Or you may just find a dress that you fall in love with that looks best in one certain color.





First, try to pick what colors you don't like, that your bridal attendents don't like or what they won't look good in (hint, no pink for redheads!)





Don't tie yourself down to colors until you have picked the style of dresses you want, or else you may get boxed into not having the bridesmaid dress of choice because it comes in the wrong colors.





Please, don't let such silly decisions ruin you wedding. This is a celebration of your love, the start of your life together. Down the road, you may not even remember what colors anyone wore (he definitely won't)! Just enjoy the moment.





Besides, you can always make your mother pick the colors and just smile and go with it!
Even for a Tampa wedding, a wine color might be more suitable for a December wedding. Pink is usually reserved for Spring or Summer weddings. I'd choose a simple ivory dress for the little flower girl and add a wine ribbon bow. You could use ivory flowers in the bridesmaids' bouquets, add burgundy/wine ribbon and greenery..ivy and other sprigs of fresh herbs, for instance. Ultimately, choose whatever you really like. It's your wedding, and I hate to hear that you are so stressed over something as relatively simple as a color scheme. Take a breath; weddings are wonderful occasions, but you have to pace yourself. There's more stress to come. It all pays off in the end, but it's a part of the process for most brides to be.
Im legally married, and if it were me, i say RUN ***** RUN!! I am separated, partially my fault, I'm kinda difficult to live with. And man ill never get remarried. How long have u been together with him.
I got married in October and my dress was ivory. I had my bridesmaids in maroon dresses with accents of ivory. You can see some of our pictures here http://classicdigitalphotography.com/por鈥?/a>


The flower girl wore an ivory dress with a satin sash around the waist that matched the color of the bridesmaid dresses.


I had the flowers for my bridesmaids be lighter in color so they would stand out against their dress and then my flowers were darker maroons and rich pinks. I like the way it all turned out :-)


Good luck. The planning can be stressful but it's totally worth it to finally be married!
First things first please go to get tour nails done and relax!! This is supposed to be a very happy time in your life. Also I would definitely suggest you go back to davids bridal with your dress and ask a sales associate to help since that is their job they will be more than willing. Also ask your mom or bridesmaid to help with these decisions.


Then i think the bridesmaids and matron should wear apple


and the flower girl should wear champagne with apple accents. apple is the closest maronish color i could find from davids bridal


http://www.davidsbridal.com/flowergirl_d鈥?/a> flower girl dress with apple sash





http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridesmaids_鈥?/a> ..... the bridesmaid could just pick the dress that looks best on their body in this color
darker color for the dresses





maroon burgundy %26amp; wine are very similar in color





pink flowers would be a pretty accent





calm down sweety remember the wedding is just 1 day- you have the rest of your lives together
First let me express my congratulation on your forthcoming nuptials. Second let me say; I don't know crap about wedding preparations and like all men I let my wife handle all the details, my big responsibility was to play golf with my future in-laws the morning of the wedding. Now let me just add, relax and try to take it all in stride. All the things that seam insurmountable now will be a source of humor in the future. Try going to a day spa for a message and pedicure, that always seams to help my wife and daughter(she's now 21). Also, try yoga and deep breathing. I guess the point him trying to make is that as important as your wedding day is it is only one day in your life. Before deciding any issues have a nice glass of wine or a beer, whichever is your choice. I hope you have a great wedding, a long and happy marriage, beautiful healthy children and that you have a long life so that you may enjoy your grand and great-grandchildren.





ps


don't pay attention to grumpy. As she admitted she is difficult to live with.
okay, first off..breathe!





then go tot David's bridal's website to the dres your wedding link. youcan see what the entire wedding party would look liek in whatever dress you want. it helped me SOOOO much when i was planning my wedding less then a year ago


and remember.. relax.. it's a few hours and then it's done oaky!
I have shopped at davids bridal and they are great.....they have a dress to match everything...go back there..tell them which dress you bought and ask them what line of dresses they have that match this dress...that is there job to help you coridinate your wedding...trust me let them help!
I like pink for your bridesmaids and ivory to match you for the flower girl...look at david's bridal website...
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Getting married in Italy, any advice/ experience?

Hi, we have decided on having the wedding in Italy as we loved it there on holiday and it is easy for guests to travel to and find accommodation..





has anyone done this before, we are looking at slow-dreams.co.uk for the wedding organisers, has anyone used these people before? if so what are they ike,





We are on a pretty tight budget so if you know of any other wedding organisers you would reccommend please let me know :o)





many thanks in advanceGetting married in Italy, any advice/ experience?
I was married in Italy (and live here) have also helped many other couples get married in Italy, as well as planned honeymoons.





The easiest way to get married in Italy is in a civil ceremony. The most important thing you are going to need is an interpreter -- if you and your fiance don't speak Italian you must have someone who can translate present for you at the wedding office and at the ceremony itself.





Here is a brief description of the documents you will need in order to marry in Italy -- if you need more detailed information and a translator and witnesses, please contact me. (It is possible to do this MOSTLY on your own without the help on an expensive wedding company -- however, if you don't have the money and time to fly to Italy pre-wedding to arrange everything and you don't speak Italian you are going to need a minimum of help.)





--Atto notorio: done at an Italian consulate in U.S. prior to your departure (with two witnesses) or at a courthouse in Italy


--Nulla aosta: done at U.S. consulate in district where you are marrying, this document needs to get a apostille attached at an Italian lower court


--You will need your birth certificates, passports and divorce decrees (if applicable) for an appointment at the wedding office in the city where you will married.


--After the wedding, you'll need an apostille attached to the marriage certificate and have it translated in order to register your marriage in the U.S. when you return.








****ADDED INFO: I just reread your question and realize that you must be a British citizen or potentially not American as you referenced a UK website. In that case, your rules for marriage are a little different.





Essentially it is the same as for U.S. citizens but you don't need an atto notorio. Here is a link to the info on the British Embassy website: http://www.britishembassy.gov.uk/servlet鈥?/a>





I live in Florence and offer translation services for weddings here. I know that planners can get quite expensive. If you are interested in using my translation services (which would included making all the necessary appointments) let me know. I can give you a rough idea that to be married in Florence for example, it will cost you about 900 euro (and about 650 euro of that is in fees to the city).





Because I have a background in tourism, I am also able to set you up with great hotels and meals and because I got married here myself I know great photographers, caterers, florists, etc.





I'd be happy to help if you want to get in touch with me.Getting married in Italy, any advice/ experience?
Lol , I ditto the answer man. Not much help to you though, you seem hell bent on this downward spiral. I'm not cynical, am I?


Lol, good luck on your nupitals and long life to you both!
my advice, don't get married. There is a 51% chance you will get divorced.
I strongly suggest that you get married ';quietly and discreetly'; in your own country first (a few days or a few weeks) before traveling to Italy.





Why? (1) To protect yourself legally in your home country. (2) Because you are already ';legally'; married Italian residency requirements will be eliminated and there will be no paperwork involved. And Italy is famous for its ';red tape,'; it is there way of discouraging ';foreigners'; from getting married there.








And yes, you will definitely need some professional wedding organizing and planning help if you are getting married in Italy.





Answered by: A Certified wedding specialist / A Professional bridal consultant / A Wedding ceremony officiant

Need advice from married men?

When my girlfriend and I lie down on the same bed she presses *her parts* against me and I HATE IT.. it makes me feel like a dog is humping me. Is that normal? I'm 19 and she is 18.





*This isn't while we're having sex it's just if we're ever randomly lying down together.





I don't know I just find it very animalistic.Need advice from married men?
My wife does it sometimes and I love it. What's the problem? It means she digs you. Deal with it.Need advice from married men?
Its common for females and males to do that. It means she loves you. She wants to be with you. You know cuddling. As every one else said if you really don't like it. You are gay. Maybe you should find a man or a tranny. Which ever. You should tell her to find someone better. Someone who will love being loved by a women.
Its called...';Physical attraction';! Maybe you should ask yourself if you would prefer having a man press ';his parts'; against you. If you aren't attracted to her...let her go so she can find someone who LIKES this attraction.
Yeah. You are gay.


I can't imagine any 19 year old boy that wouldn't want ';her parts'; on them.
haha its nothing out of the ordinary.
What's wrong with you. Enjoy it while you can.
Wtf?!?!?! Are you gay hun? Cause I don't do that, but damn my husband wishes that I would!!!!
Ha





They only do that when they are not married!
you have a ';REAL'; woman in you hand. that's too bad you're too feminine to deserve that.
';I HATE IT'; WOOOOW


Does she happen to have a dik??


I bet if she had one you wouldn'y ';HATE IT';.


Dud I love when my wify does that.





How does she make you feel when she does that?


gggoooodddd
You're weird
FAG
yah, i would hate it too. :)
just be cool
clearly, you are gay
wake up and smell the coffee beans my son

I'm getting married soon! Any advice on how to keep the ';spark'; alive for years to come?

Laugh with each other and listen to each other. Get interested in the things that your spouse is interested in. My husband is very into his hobby, which I really would not be into if I was not married to him. He is so excited to talk about it and take part in it with me that it really blesses our marriage. Now, I am starting to get into it, as well, because its so important to him. That really keeps the sparks alive for us b/c he knows that I am sacrificing doing something that I enjoy for him.I'm getting married soon! Any advice on how to keep the ';spark'; alive for years to come?
I've only been married for 5 years, but we have both been completely commited to our spiritual lives, each other and our kids. Absolutely nothing comes before that. Almost every problem we have had boils down to jealousy.I'm getting married soon! Any advice on how to keep the ';spark'; alive for years to come?
DON'T GET MARRIED AND THE SPARK WILL NEVER FADE!!!
Keep trying new things and never be afraid to explore!
Keep the spark alive, don't stop doing the things you enjoyed doing from the start. Most of the time when the thrill is gone, so is the marriage.
Communicate, communicate, communicate - in a kind and loving manner, every single day of your lives.
have sex daily
The truth? Behavior always follows values. Everything we do, we do in order to achieve something we really want. You're getting married. So is she. OK... the big question is WHY?


If she's getting married because she wants a house and a family and a stable relationship, then that's what she values. That's where she will invest her energy. She'll invest time and energy in achieving her values. Always. If she wants security, she'll get married. If she wants a house, she'll invest time and energy getting it, then keeping it. She'll be a housekeeper. If she wants family, she'll be a mom.


If you are just the means to her end, then she will invest time, energy and affection on you ONLY IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE HER GOALS. Once she has, she will no longer need to invest in you... she'll invest in the things she wanted from the beginning. You were a means to an end, and once there, she'll only invest what is necessary to keep you as a provider for the things she really wants. The spark will die in a few months no matter what you do, because she'll know it isn't necessary for her to achieve her goals.





If she wants a house... because its a place she can be with you; if she wants a family... as a way to share more with you; if she wants to be married... as a way to just be alone with you forever; and if you see all of these things the same way: Behavior follows values. Always. The spark will always be there, because it's why you're getting married in the first place.





Marriage is a means to an end. What ';end'; are you and she looking for?
Well one thing, you may have had sex before, but even if you did, I'd advise you to wait til the wedding night. Even if you start now, it will be better. Also have sex with her a lot and sometimes just hold her and don't expect to screw her every time. Sometimes us women just want to be cuddled and that's all. (I am assuming you are a guy, but if you aren't, I'm very sorry) And keep her happy. :)
Stay open and honest and always talk.
one word, unselfishness
My wife and I always do things for just us. We have two kids, and we love them very much, but we know we still need time for our marriage. Marriage is a lot of work, but when it's with the right person, and you work at it, it's the most wonderful experience. I have a lot of friends that seem to think, once you have kids, the going out on dates and doing fun things together is over. We leave the kids with my parents and go to the Caribbean every year, and it's a great time.





Another thing is to make them your best friend. I know everyone has friends, and I have some really close friends, but my wife is my best friend. She is also my girlfriend, my mistress, my lover, and all of those are important.





Make sure you make time for sex. Once people get married and have kids, most of them only have sex once or twice a month. That won't keep the spark alive, you need to do it a couple times a week, at least. Keep the sex interesting, don't let it become something you do for ten minutes, make it an hour or two, and make it crazy and fun.





Just my 2 cents. Good luck.
the sooner you bury your ego, realize she is always right and learn to agree with everything she says, the sooner you will be on your way to a happy and long marriage...oh, and having a good career that significantly increases your salary annually will be a huge plus...
You will fall in %26amp; out of love throut your marrige...its great...dont be afraid....remember you are two different people from two seperate families....respect each others opinion %26amp; talk to each other as if you were on your first date....try new adventures %26amp; have a weekend when each can choose ';whats on the menu tonight';....if you get my drift....keep happy....Chappie
I'd like to share with you how me and my husband of 2 years keep our spark alive. We love doing new and interesting things together whether it be the 2 of us camping and spending quality time together, or a romantic dinner out with a nice conversation. But the sex part you've gotta keep spiced up also. Keeping the bar high, he buys me sexy lingerie and I buy different toys and lotions that we both use together, and we buy different kama sutra books to learn new things together. Girl, always remember to trust in your new relationship, it is the most important basis of marriage, Good Luck! :-)

Need advice,my fiance is from Mexico and I want to bring her to the U.S. to get married.?

I met this wonderful women online in late August and have been donig the webcam and headphones ever since.I finally went to Mexico in March to meet her in person and everything just fell into place it was great.Now here is my question-she got her vistitor visa last week,now when she comes over here should we marry here?What is the right way to do it,the legal way?Need advice,my fiance is from Mexico and I want to bring her to the U.S. to get married.?
Do NOT get married whle she is in the U.S. on a visitor visa...she will not be able to stay...and if she does and violates her visa...you will likely never get her into the U.S. She needs to return on or before the date on her I-94 form. Then you can apply for a fiance visa for her. See site below. Do this carefully and honestly to prevent additional problems.Need advice,my fiance is from Mexico and I want to bring her to the U.S. to get married.?
Wait until she comes to the US, (Legally) download the package from DHS(Department of Homeland Security) go to immigrations forms and fees.If you want to do it your self(no lawyer) you will need Form G-325, G-325 A,G-325B and G-325C, I-130,I-485,I-765and I-864 add all the fees and add 80.00 dollars for finger prints fee. the I-864 you have to notarize it!!! make copies of everything. GET MARRIED. Fill out the forms add copies of married certificate, Form I-94, her birth certificate with a translation into English Notarize it, you birth certificate or US passport last 3 years of Income tax returns, letter from your employer(make sure it says how much you make per year or hour, how long have you been working there, singed by your employer) passport pictures of both of you(staple them in the forms G-325) Money orders. need more info?? zulmasknight@hotmail.com or zulma_knight@yahoo.com
although i don't know how it may be done now, i had a family member who wanted to marry his girlfriend in the states. so they married right at the border (on the US side) where you cross but before you have to talk to border patrol. the marriage was legal in the US and there was nothing illegal about her going up to that point on the border.
I would ask an Immigration lawyer, you can find affordable ones, if you look around.

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Advice for married men... Do you agree?

I read this somewhere at msn.com today...


';Remember, she's your wife, not one of your buddies. Don't burp during dinner, or squeeze one out during the movie as she's reaching for the popcorn.';





So it is okay to do that with your buddies? Sqeeze one out? What does that mean? I must be dense!Advice for married men... Do you agree?
I believe to ';squeeze one out'; means to masturbate.Advice for married men... Do you agree?
LOL That means farting!!!! What's wrong with burping and farting? I would hope my husband is comfortable enough in my presence to do those, and to appreciate my burps and farts.
I think ';squeeze one out'; is a polite euphemism for farting.
I read someplace once that you shouldn't treat your spouse (regardless of gender) any differently than you would treat your coworker or boss. In other words, you ALWAYS treat the other person with courtesy and respect.





Farting, burping, scratching your crotch/butthole, picking your nose...all out.





It could easily be argued that the flip side of this coin however is that when you find someone you're comfortable enough to be around for the REST OF YOUR LIFE, you should be able to let go and relax a bit....
Fart
yep it means those ';SBD's'; (silent but deadly) are a-ok! lol
Don't be a guy in front of your girl....


Lord knows you men can be a bit rude at times.... But I found that I can join just as well - except for the ';squeezing'; thing....


Be a gentleman is what it is saying - how sad that we need a ';Being a Gentlemen for Dummies'; book now....
Are you kidding? You live with a person and you are not allowed to fart or burp in the comfort of your own home? Although I do get the not farting during dinner, but burping is fine.......as long as it is followed with ';excuse me';.





But I think my SO would literally blow up if he couldn't do that in front of me.....but maybe we are the exception. I even give him a score them from 1-10. Last night it provided about a good half hour of laughter between us and even though I don't know if i will ever be able to smell normally again, i wouldn't trade that moment for the world. We were like little kids and having a lot of fun. Me pretending that the farts were WAAAAY worse than what they were....(dont tell him that) and him laughing and trying to cover my head with the covers so I get ';surrounded by his ambiance';....me scrambling away and him grabbing me and pulling me back close to him. If him farting means I get to have fun and laugh with him, then I am happy to let him fart away.
Fart.


I totally wouldn't do this with anyone BUT my husband, but we think that stuff is really funny and we only do it at appropriate times (i.e. not while we're being intimate.)
Fart dude! Where you been?
When you're in the theater and squeeze a Baby Ruth bar bar, it pops out of the wrapper, thus ';squeeze one out';. Clear enough?
I'm guessing squeeze one out is probably referring to farting. As for the advice...girls typically find that stuff gross and kind of a turn off, so yes you should try to avoid doing it in front of your wife. However, I doubt your wife will divorce you for it. On the other hand, doing it on a date could mean no future date.
i give my girlfriend dutch ovens all the time, she loves it
fart.


well my husband AND my 8 year fart all the time and laugh their asses off. I must admit, they make me laugh too. They call it '; The Fart Game';





Although I do tell my son, it's not polite, and you better not do it anywhere but home.
Squeeze one out meaning... Don't pass gas....
Uhh fart? I must be my husbands buddy because he does that all the time!
yes I agree





squeeze one out is farting I assume
Say ';poooof.';
FART!!!
That's my biggest issue. I can't stand it when guys burp and fart like barbarians. Mine does it all the time and drives me insane lol. My best guy friend burps like a madman...was that advice written by a man or a woman i wonder..hmmm